Queenie Bee Beate and Johnny King Honey Bee formed the Bee Patrol to protect all good honey bees under attack from humans with Raid and fly swatters. Command and control of this elite attack force is entrusted to none other than Major Tom.

Major Tom provides reconnaissance from the depths of space and initiates swift retaliatory action from the Bee patrol in all unwarranted attacks against innocent honey bees.


Captain 'Sting You Right In Your Butt' Eddie is the fearless attack commander of the Bee Patrol.




NOTE: Captain Eddie should not be confused with Briefcase Eddie. Briefcase Eddie is a very helpful bee who hangs out on the corner near hospitals and clinics who treat cancer patients and other patients who have a very hard time gaining or maintaing their weight. He sells these unfortunate patients really useful items such as weighted 'sock inserts,' and leg weights. Click HERE to find out more about Briefcase Eddie.


Regulars in the Bee Patrol include bees, blow flies, hornets, and other creatures most humans don't want to think of. Under Captain Eddie's command, retalitation is effected in appropriate measures to dissuade those guilty humans from their wrong-doing against innocent honey bees.

It would seem that some humans just never seem to learn from an unpleasant experience. In such cases, special ground forces of the Bee Patrol are called in to make life so misreable for unrepentant attacks on innocent honey bees.

The Clammy Ants are one of these special forces. Click HERE for our Clammy Ants page.

Roxanne Roach coordinates hoards of roachies which can invade homes and make life sooooo hard on evil-doers. 'HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!! These bees have Roxanne roach hopping to marching music!!! BEES!!! How DARE you stick ME, Roxanne Roach on a page with music that doesn't jump!?!?!? Help Mr. Bee!!! Help get me off this page!!!' Oh dear!!! Poor Roxanne!!! Whereever is Mr. Bee??? Let's hurry and hit the 'back' button on our browser to help poor Roxanne out of here.