Briefcase Eddie is often seen walking up and down street corners where hospitals and clinics are located. 'Pssst...wanna easy solution to your weight problem?' he tells likely-looking people.
Briefcase Eddie is not interested in helping those with an overweight problem. There are enough sharks out there doing that already. Briefcase Eddie's mission is to help those with an underweight problem. Especially those with cancer or other illness which leaves them with a severe eating problem, and hence, an underweight problem.
These ill people's problems are compounded by doctors and nurses who harrass them during weigh-in's when they come for hospital or clinic appointments. He can see the unhappiness in the looks of those people's eyes. 'I'm going to get moaned at yet again because I lost 3 pounds this week,' they might be thinking.
Briefcase Eddie knows that there are no easy cures for appetite problems, but has a quick solution for an interim period, while hopefully, Nature takes it course to sort out the weight problem.
Briefcase Eddie produces his briefcase, hidden under his wings, and eyes light up with glee as he shows these patients his goods. Sock inserts, weighing from 2 pounds all the way up to 10 pounds. These are worn inside the socks, of course. He also sells leg weights in various weight graduations. No depressing lectures this weigh-in for these ill people.
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