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Captain 'Sting You Right In Your Butt' Eddie is a Patriotic Bee. His mission is NOT to assist one very greedy nation and its human population (the most powerful and greedy nation which has ever existed on Earth) in totally looting and destroying the World of all its riches and plant and animal life. His mission is to save all animal and plant life from you lowly humans who think you own the Earth and all on it. He knows it is a hopeless mission, for you are hell bent on total destruction of all your eyes fall upon.
One of you humans sprayed Captain Eddie's Queen Bee with Raid and killed her. Just because she made an unwanted appearance at a picnic. This gallant and courageous bee has vowed to protect the lives of the most innocent and sweetest of all creatures here on the Earth - the honey bee. Protect them from those evil-doers who spray them with Raid or squash them with fly swatters. Captain Eddie fearlessly commands the Bee Patrol and the Special Land Forces which consist of the clammy ants and Roxanne Roache's myrid hoards of roachie cousins. Captain Eddie asks you STUPID humans to think and contemplate on something. If a pesticide or herbicide can kill an insect or plant, it most surely CAN kill humans also. Insects and weeds can survive your worse attempts of biological and chemical warfare. You humans can not survive your own biological and chemical weapons. So why do you persist in using them? |