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"nich nich nich nich we are the clammy ants nich nich nich nich gonna squirm hard when you get clammy ants in your pants nich nich nich nich..."
That's all the Clammy Ants say - and live for. They are special ground forces of the Bee Patrol and are ordered to battle by Captain Eddie against those humans who consistently harrass innocent honey bees with Raid or fly swatters.
These special ants seek a very special, clammy area of the human body, and take great glee in causing that evil-doer great discomfort. Nothing more clammy than the human crotch area, is there? Get these clammy ants crawling over a sweaty butt and crotch and someone is going to really squirm. That, of course, is how the term 'ant's in your pants' came into being. *said with a perfectly straight face*
PS: The clammy ants crawling all over this page reminds me, Johnny King Honey Bee, of a true story.
They look just like the ones I often used to carry in my pocket while working for Thames Water Plc in England. I worked for five years for that company after retiring from the US Air Force, testing their new IBM mainframe computer system. I eventually grew tired of England and left, only to come back to the USA and come down with bone marrow cancer a short time later. Never mind - I made it back here, and I am still buzzing strong.. Bzzzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz.
Anyway, I would sprinkle these little ants all over the place whenever I visited the customer service center to gather information about business processes and policy. Guess what??? The exterminators were called in by Thames Water Plc to eradicate my plastic ants!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha... Really!!! That one is on my list of best lifetime schemes. Well done, Johnny King Honey Bee, even if I say so myself!!! Bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzz bzzzz... BEEPOWER!!! Bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz.....