We have heard that over and over.

About poor Jack and Jill's unfortunate accident.

Many nursery rhymes are about very horrid things.

On our page we are sparing Jack and Jill any calamity.

*clears throat*

Ok - here it is:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

But there was a snake dragon guarding the well.

So Jack and Jill went home.

And filled their pail with water from with the garden hose.

(Queenie Bee Beate - do we REALLY have to put a moral to the story on this page???)

*Queenie Bee Beate says 'yes, it would be nice if we did'*

*sighs*

*scratches head for a minute*

*Ok here goes*

There is usually more than one way to solve most problems or disputes.

*Quick - let's get out of here before someone asks why nothing rhymes on this page*