Major Tom

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM...

Ground Control can't seem to contact Major Tom. They suspect some sort of bug in their multi-billion dollar spaceship. (IF ONLY THEY KNEW!!! Hahahahahahaha.) But it is piloted by Space Command's ace flyer, Major Tom, and surely Major Tom can get things under control waaaaayyyyy up there. So reasons Ground Control.

Major Tom knows that all systems are A-OK up there. And everything is very much under control - HIS CONTROL!!! Hahahahahahaha. He just don't want to come down, and isn't replying to Ground Control. Why should he? Once he flies out of the spaceship on earth, some pisshead human will try spray him with Raid. But Major Tom has a workaround for that one:

He is also aware that nobody at Ground Control has ever read his personnel file, or are aware that he is in fact - a bee!!! What they don't know won't hurt him, is Major Tom's philosophy. And he isn't about to come down. No way!!!

Major Tom has a secret agenda for being in space. He has command and control of the Bee Patrol, led by attack commander Captain 'Sting You Right In Your Butt' Eddie. Too bad, too sad - NOT - that Ground Control's empire building spaceship got scuttled by a bee!!!