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The Perfect www.pogo.com PC Please forgive my person for not warning you to wear your wet suit prior to entering this page. And the depressing black background color should be yellow. But if the background color was yellow as it should be you wouldn't be able to see the flying pee... you might get the wrong idea that it was the emergency sprinkler system... rather than someone's tinkler system... *did he really say that someone gasps?* *but he only wanted to 'modify' 'Queenie Bee Beate's Calling Card'... and his weird humor got the better of him...*

WONDERFUL news for all truly dedicated www.pogo.com and Club Pogo players. With the help of an able plumber you may now get rid of your buckets and click, click, click with your mouse in grand style. Flying pee - this must be an Internet first. Hehehehe... Yes, I know this is very childish... I was a really bad brat when I was twelve... even got expelled from grammar class for drawing pictures in the grammar books... Guess I am still a bad brat... Never heard of flying pee? I should imagine that is EXACTLY what you get when one of the www.pogo.com players kicks their bucket flying in the heat of excitement at winning one of the jackpots. Don't let this happen to YOU. Call a plumber NOW, for you never know... Take note of the background music. Hehehehe... Goes good with this page, yes? I am offering 50 bucks for the person who does the best rewrite of the lyrics - befitting this page. We will put the winning lyrics at the bottom of this page - and keep your name anonymous if that is your wish. Let us see how much of a bad brat YOU still are... We tripple double dare you!!!

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