Roxanne Roach

Roxanne is widely known for starting and starring in the World Famous Roach Sisters Line Dancers. That's her below, in the middle:

Isn't she soooooo cute???? And SEXY!!!

Roxanne became connected with the Bee Patrol through her association with Mr. Bee.

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Mr. Bee

Mr. Bee is a long time admirer of Roxanne Roach, and Roxanne keeps telling him that one day there will be BIG TROUBLE in the beehive when the Queen Bee finds out. (That Queen Bee should not ever be mistaken for the one and only Queenie Bee Beate)

But Mr. Bee recons that the Queen Bee never leaves the beehive, and will never find out about Roxanne. Mr. Bee is such a silly bee!!!

Roxanne is a very demanding roachie, wanting things HER way all the time. She wanted her own web page and Johnny King Honey Bee made her a couple. Now she wants her very own web site. And she also wants the whole Internet. And the whole world too!!! The way mankind is going, she knows that eventually the world will be inherited by roaches.

Roxanne's own agenda reluctantly became burdened when Mr. Bee approached her about coordinating roach ground forces for the Bee Patrol. Roxanne agreed, under the following conditions:

1. No marching music on any of the pages she is in. She only likes music that jumps.

2. Roxanne says her fellow roachies are getting sooooo tired of living in dumps. They want ritzy places and very fastidious people to bug. They sympathize with being sprayed with Raid and the like, and laugh their ass off at the stupidity of humans who use such chemicals. Roachies breed so fast and can overcome the effects of those chemicals. The same can't be said for humans. If a chemical kills a plant or insect - it can also have an adverse effect on humans, too.